Dear Diary

May 26 - Nothing. Can you believe it? Evidently, to win this prize you must first pass a test of patience. Well, I got news for you, people of the WOTF, I can wait a very, very long time. So, just give me my prize. Now.

;)

See what I did there? I said I was patient, then acted all impatient. That’s comedy, my friends ( as denoted by the winky face).

Now, see what I just did there? I explained the previous joke, even though it was blatantly obvious and purposefully bad. More humour.

Did you see what I did there? Ah, never mind, you get it.

Update. In-law still in the hospital, car still screwed.

Nothing funny there.

Mike